Alan G. wrote on May 8, 2008 3:22 PM:
" Here are my first nominees for "Kings County's Dumbest Criminals." Robbing an apartment dweller in South Hanford will net about $3.12. When they go back to their hideout and divide all that change, it comes to $1.04 each. That's not even a cup of coffee!! COME ON GUYS!! THINK BIG! Steal some paintings from museums by famous artists like Renoir, Munch and Klimt. Invest in some cool black body suits and small mirrors to redirect laser beams. Buy a portable cable system to drop in from the roof and don't forget a long tube to stash the canvas in after you've cut it from the frame with a razor blade. Buy razor blades too! Of course, you'll probably need some Ducati's for a quick getaway or perhaps a speed boat if you're close to a waterway. I'm just sayin'... "
Citizen wrote on May 9, 2008 10:17 AM:
" Alan G. - That comment about the south Hanford Apartment Dweller was uncalled for. That was rude! "
Alan G. wrote on May 9, 2008 11:23 AM:
" Yeah, you're right Citizen. Could've been written differently to elicit the same point that criminals are stupid. My apologies to South Hanford apartment dwellers ;0) "
Citizen wrote on May 9, 2008 2:08 PM:
" Sounds Good Alan G. Thanks! "
question wrote on May 14, 2008 9:18 AM:
" Alan G.
Crime's not funny, period. What if it was you who was robbed? Would you still be joking? "
Amanda R wrote on May 14, 2008 5:37 PM:
" Some people should learn the difference between a joke, which contains a punch line, and sarcasm, which Alan G. uses quite often and exhibits here. "
Alan G. wrote on May 15, 2008 1:14 PM:
" Thanks for recognizing that, Amanda R. Some people are just way too sensitive and miss the point that I'm making. "
Im see a pattern wrote on May 15, 2008 5:39 PM:
" According to the article, the suspects were described only as "Hispanic males". Let's get that border closed already. "
Amanda R wrote on May 15, 2008 7:27 PM:
" To "Im see a pattern": worry about immigration when there is an article stating that it was an illegal immigrant. What race are you? I have a whole side of my family that could be described as "Hispanic" but I wouldn't suggest closing the border, they were born and raised here, as were their parents. Learn the English language a little better then tell us how to control our borders. "